Clan Application: Nosferatsu

Originally Posted by Kain

Its not every day I get one of these.



Let's start our reply, shall we?

Kain (as well as nosferatsu and sverek) is a name and as such is a noun, as such capitalization is required.
"I'm" is a contraction of "I" and "am" such the "i" also needs to be capitalized.



I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean brought in. However flipping that coin, even when you did get brought in by Sokol nothing of importance was added, as such nothing was brought.



I don't even know where to begin with this one. First off, since you claim that you're already in the clan what you should have said was "I wish to reclaim clan status" or that you "wish to inquire about my clan status". But to say that you want to claim clan status makes absolutely no fucking sense. No you may not "claim clan status" but more on that when I get to your next hilarious line.




You were placed into the group without my permission, without even my acknowledgement of your application beyond me correcting your ridiculous name. Speaking of your stupid name, do you still use this nonsensical abomination? I hope you do and as such are furthering your ignorance.




Let me make this perfectly clear. You were never in the clan, you never will be in the clan. I find the fact that Sokol even considered you to be in the clan for an instant to be of great shame.

If you have any other questions regarding this matter you may shove it up your ass, or post about it here for our amusement.

I love it when you type "as such", Kain. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Incidentally, that was a brilliant post, bro, and I genuinely wish you'd talk to me like this more often. Seriously, nothing gives me more of a raging erection than this.

Glad to be of help Charkles!

Originally Posted by Kain

Its not every day I get one of these.



Let's start our reply, shall we?

Kain (as well as nosferatsu and sverek) is a name and as such is a noun, as such capitalization is required.
"I'm" is a contraction of "I" and "am" as such the "i" also needs to be capitalized.



I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean brought in. However flipping that coin, even when you did get brought in by Sokol nothing of importance was added, as such nothing was brought.



I don't even know where to begin with this one. First off, since you claim that you're already in the clan what you should have said was "I wish to reclaim clan status" or that you "wish to inquire about my clan status". But to say that you want to claim clan status makes absolutely no fucking sense. No you may not "claim clan status" but more on that when I get to your next hilarious line.




You were placed into the group without my permission, without even my acknowledgement of your application beyond me correcting your ridiculous name. Speaking of your stupid name, do you still use this nonsensical abomination? I hope you do and as such are furthering your ignorance.




Let me make this perfectly clear. You were never in the clan, you never will be in the clan. I find the fact that Sokol even considered you to be in the clan for an instant to be of great shame.

If you have any other questions regarding this matter you may shove it up your ass, or post about it here for our amusement.

Sassy.....
I never knew someone could care that much about my English. To clear things up a bit for me, you denied me because of my name and my English? am I right? Why are you so fcking cranky?
I never saw your denial in my application.Thank you for taking time to read this .

Just to clarify things, we really don't care about how well people speak the English language, the wall-of-text post was made just for laughs. However, your application was denied for several reasons. For starters, we're not sure why anyone would apply to a clan that no longer plays Dystopia to play Dystopia.

The presumptuous nature of your post didn't help your case either, "I wish to claim a clan status" in particular really got on our nerves. I realize that this may be a simple error in communication, so I wouldn't deny you based off that alone.

The biggest contributing factor to your denial was the overall quality of your posts in the first two pages of this thread. Simply put, they were bad, and stupid, and you should feel bad.


In short, we just don't like you. Application denied.

Originally Posted by Raziel

Just to clarify things, we really don't care about how well people speak the English language, the wall-of-text post was made just for laughs. However, your application was denied for several reasons. For starters, we're not sure why anyone would apply to a clan that no longer plays Dystopia to play Dystopia.

The presumptuous nature of your post didn't help your case either, "I wish to claim a clan status" in particular really got on our nerves. I realize that this may be a simple error in communication, so I wouldn't deny you based off that alone.

The biggest contributing factor to your denial was the overall quality of your posts in the first two pages of this thread. Simply put, they were bad, and stupid, and you should feel bad.


In short, we just don't like you. Application denied.

That's just retarded and i wasn't signing up for Dystopia, Tf2. You just made a dumb comment. Doesn't make sense at all. But ty anywayes

Originally Posted by Nosferatsu

1) My Steam and ingame name: Leinard is my steam name and Nosferatsu is my ingame name.

2) Why I want to be in the clan: I want to have fun and play with all clan members and I want to play skirmishes against other clans.

2.1) My Dystopia Experience: I havn't played Dystopia for long, about 5 days. Thought thats not long but that does not mean I lack experience . My favourite weapon is
MK808, class medium.

3) Players I know from the clan: I have spoken to Sverek a bit.

4) The timezone I live in: Gmt +1

5) Other thoughts: Other than the things I said above I can only hope I'm classified enough to join the clan . Bye.

It might be prudent to actually include something about your TF2 experience in your application if that's the game you want to play. If you don't care about Dystopia, don't bother mentioning your favourite weapon and class whilst mentioning nothing about TF2. So, in terms of your referral to Raziel's post as a "dumb comment", you might want to actually read through what you originally posted. From the content of your post, it looks like you're trying to make a Dystopia application.

The thing is, you appear very rarely and each time ask to apply for "a clan status", and yet you never seem to stay. You seem to disappear for a few months and then return, wondering why you haven't been accepted into the clan. You don't play TF2 with us, and you didn't play Dystopia with us back in the times in which it was still a game worthy of attention. You're known simply for the applications you've made.

Please, enlighten me: why did you actually wish to apply to NK in the first place if you didn't intend on getting involved with any of the games we enjoy playing? It's like somebody who has no knowledge of or interest in politics applying for a place in government - it defeats the point of applying in the first place.

Perhaps if you'd wanted your application to be taken seriously, you should've played with us for a week or two before deciding whether or not you wished to make an application.

Originally Posted by Charkles

It might be prudent to actually include something about your TF2 experience in your application if that's the game you want to play. If you don't care about Dystopia, don't bother mentioning your favourite weapon and class whilst mentioning nothing about TF2. So, in terms of your referral to Raziel's post as a "dumb comment", you might want to actually read through what you originally posted. From the content of your post, it looks like you're trying to make a Dystopia application.

The thing is, you appear very rarely and each time ask to apply for "a clan status", and yet you never seem to stay. You seem to disappear for a few months and then return, wondering why you haven't been accepted into the clan. You don't play TF2 with us, and you didn't play Dystopia with us back in the times in which it was still a game worthy of attention. You're known simply for the applications you've made.

Please, enlighten me: why did you actually wish to apply to NK in the first place if you didn't intend on getting involved with any of the games we enjoy playing? It's like somebody who has no knowledge of or interest in politics applying for a place in government - it defeats the point of applying in the first place.

Perhaps if you'd wanted your application to be taken seriously, you should've played with us for a week or two before deciding whether or not you wished to make an application.

I played with you guys alright tho I just got my nk-p status removed when I suddenly felt no lust in playing Dystopia. And to remind you that application was done ages ago. This time I was aiming for a new start in the clan with TF2. I did play Dystopia with you guys, but not with all of you. You can't really drag my Dystopia application in to this. Thank you
My Dystopia application was posted 10-15-2008, see for yourselves
It's Kain's fault for actually writing here to confuse everyone.

Again? Okay, allow me to reiterate what's already been said in this thread.

To begin, let's take another look at the PM you sent to Kain:

Hello kain I don't know if you remember me, But to refresh your memory i'm nosferatsu the guy sverek brought it. I wish to claim a clan status. I dunno what happend but suddenly I was kicked out of the group. Please may I use the clan initials before my name and get back into the group?

Best regards, Nosferatsu

So if I'm correct, you're trying to claim that you came back to apply for our TF2 division, but I can't for the life of me find the words "team" or "fortress" in that PM, not even the number 2.

Moving along, as Charkles pointed out earlier, no one actually knows who you are. Now, we're not closed to outsiders joining, but we can't exactly admit someone for a game that we've never seen them play, can we? Of course not.

And finally, I offered you a succinct, albeit harshly written explanation of why you were denied, and your only response is "that's just retarded" and "you made a dumb comment"? Are you fucking kidding me?

Originally Posted by Raziel

Again? Okay, allow me to reiterate what's already been said in this thread.

To begin, let's take another look at the PM you sent to Kain:


So if I'm correct, you're trying to claim that you came back to apply for our TF2 division, but I can't for the life of me find the words "team" or "fortress" in that PM, not even the number 2.

Moving along, as Charkles pointed out earlier, no one actually knows who you are. Now, we're not closed to outsiders joining, but we can't exactly admit someone for a game that we've never seen them play, can we? Of course not.

And finally, I offered you a succinct, albeit harshly written explanation of why you were denied, and your only response is "that's just retarded" and "you made a dumb comment"? Are you fucking kidding me?

; / I guess I just can't reply and wait for another buttrape. You guys obviously don't like me at all. I got a bad start with Kain and several others. Well thank you for the time tho. Good luck with your community and I admit my defeat . Nice staying here ;p. Laters!

When did you stay here? Someone please explain this to me