On the count that you lost your innocence a day early, Happy early Birthday Charkles

5:15 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: wth is snogging?
5:18 PM - |NK| Charkles: some stupid word for kissing that we have over here
5:18 PM - |NK| Charkles: I personally abhor the term based on it's lack of aesthetic appeal
5:18 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: oh
5:18 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: like how dogging over there is like
5:19 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: public sex?
5:19 PM - |NK| Charkles: like, the whole 'ogg' phoneme doesn't exactly make it sound like a pleasant activity
5:19 PM - |NK| Charkles: and yeah, that's also a term used over here
5:19 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: hahah
5:19 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: blogg
5:19 PM - |NK| Charkles: exactly
5:19 PM - |NK| Charkles: a snog sounds like a marsh-dwelling swamp troll thing with a club foot and 3 arms
5:21 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: hahahah
5:22 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: i was thinking of a horrible death
5:22 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: by like
5:22 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: fat sex
5:22 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: and then her 2nd chin gets
5:22 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: into your nostril
5:22 PM - Vitamin 'ssie: and kills you
5:23 PM - |NK| Charkles: it was on the 14th May 2009 that charkles lost his innocence
5:23 PM - |NK| Charkles: I think you've ruined the english language for me
5:23 PM - |NK| Charkles: and sex
5:23 PM - |NK| Charkles: thanks, jess


Let's snog like no tomorrow.
(though at the time this was posted, his birthday is an hour and a half away in Britain)

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Was that your attempt of sexually propositioning charkles?

Quit cockblocking me you three-legged, vagina-loving harlot.

MERRY BIRFDAY CHARKALARKALARKA.

P.S. Your birthday is on the same day as that stupid mormon bitch. WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

P.P.S. I'll fix sex for you any day, Charky poo.

Originally Posted by Dark Applepolisher

P.P.S. I'll fix sex for you any day, Charky poo.

FROGGING

Happy Birthday Charkles, you should stick your aquatic cave dwelling snake into a Velvet Sausage Wallet.