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Old 04-15-2009   #1 (permalink)
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10:41 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: 9:06 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: U WOULD UNAFK
9:06 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: SO WHAT UP, MR. SOLI.
9:07 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: nm
9:07 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: WELL, I FIGURED AS MY FORMER (STILL CURRENT?) STALKER, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO SOME INFORMATION.
9:07 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: Go on...
9:07 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: I THINK I ACCIDENTLY FELL IN LOVE WITH H LOL.
9:07 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GOES FONDER. TRUE SHIT, YO.
9:08 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: hma
9:08 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: hmawa
9:08 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
9:08 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: Dapple in love with a mormon
9:08 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: And so?
9:08 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: srsly, having my penis fuck my brain didn't feel very good, but it may have possibly turned things out for the better. WE'LL GO AND SEE.
9:09 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: " having my penis fuck my brain didn't feel very good"
wut
9:09 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: Dapple's sex drive may be taking over his rationality.
9:10 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: But I think it's gotten to the point where I might take my dad's offer of money for dating.
9:10 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: "money for dating."
wut
10:41 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: 9:11 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: Like a few months ago, maybe more, my dad walked into my room and just flat out told me that he was willing to give me money to go on dates. I declined, because THAT WOULD BE MOOCHING. Well, sex drive throttled that shit.
9:12 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: SO DAPPLE MAY BE ENTERING INTO MORE SRS RELATIONSHIP WITH H, POSSIBLY.
9:12 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: LOL TESTOSTERONE FLOWING. I'M FEELING LIKE BENCHING 150 POUNDS OR SOMETHING NOW LOL.
9:12 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: Wow
9:13 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: A whole 150?
9:13 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: I'M SCRAWNY, M'KAY?
9:13 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: So sex?
9:15 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: Cuddling. And maybe after a while, if Dapple starts getting crazier, OUTERCOURSE LOL.
9:15 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: And yeah, Sham is like an hour ahead of you on this shit.
9:15 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: I FEEL NEGLECTED
9:15 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: IF YOU WERE IN THE XFIRE CHATROOM, YOU WOULDN'T.
9:18 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: FUCKING HELL, THOUGH.
9:18 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: I JUST LOOKED AT MY CALENDAR
9:18 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: AND REALIZED I HAVE TO WAIT 11 MORE DAYS.
9:18 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: OH WELL. THAT'S ENERGY I CAN BURN IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE BUFF AND SHIT LOL.
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10:31 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: So, H and I have been discussing a particular hole in the human anatomy for the past 20 minutes.
10:31 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: CARE TO GUESS WHICH ONE?
10:32 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: ANUS?
10:32 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: WRONG.
10:32 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: URETHA?
10:33 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: WRONG.
10:33 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: NASAL?
10:33 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: WRONG.
10:34 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: I GIVE UP LOL
10:34 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: BELLY BUTTON LOL
10:34 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: DAMN I WAS GONNA GUESS NAVEL NEXT
10:34 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: BUT NO REALLY
10:35 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: DO GO ON
10:35 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: Too bad it wasn't a good convo
10:35 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: We were discussing junk in it and how fucking hard it is to clean out
10:35 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: And I think she's mad at me.
10:36 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: protip - don't discuss disgusting belly buttons with women.
10:36 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: 10:36 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: protatotip - don't discuss disgusting belly buttons with mormons.
fix'd
10:37 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: SO IT WAS REALLY ABOUT BELLY BUTTONS?
10:37 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: AND NOT ORAL
10:37 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: yes.
10:38 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: LOL FAG
10:38 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: ALTHOUGH
10:38 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: I SUSPOSE YOU COULD USE BELLY-FAT+NAVEL CLEAVAGE
10:38 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
10:39 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: ?
10:39 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: GO DIE.
10:39 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: LOOOOL

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10:42 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: Hmmm... I wonder
10:43 PM - |NK| Soli Deo Gloria: Go on...
10:43 PM - |NK| Salvor Hardin: if one of those vaccuum cleaner extension thingies are capable of cleaning out a belly button
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DISREGARD THAT. H IS BEING DIFFICULT. AND IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CONFESS MY TRUE LOVE. THROUGH ALL OF MY CONSTANT EXPERIENCES WITH THE MORMONS, THERE WAS ONE MAN WHO WAS ALWAYS BY MY SIDE, AND I FEEL AS IF I HAVE NEGLECTED HIM. CHARKALARKA, WILL YOU PLEASE STEP UP HERE ON THE STAGE AND CUDDLE WITH ME?
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Bah! False advertising, I thought this would be about Mormons coming to the door and being told to ufck off or something...
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YEAH, BUT IN THE END YOU GET A WHOLE BUNCH OF LOGS ABOUT MY BORING LIFE THAT NOBODY SHOULD CARE ABOUT EXCEPT SOLI. I COULD ACTUALLY SHARE A FEW STORIES ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE SEEKING, BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE EFFORT ON MY PART.
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I just want to hear more about Dapple's dad.

Also, OKAY DAPPLE LET'S HAVE A BIG HUG. YOU CAN TOUCH ME IN MY SPECIAL PLACE IF YOU WANT BUT YOU HAVE TO ASK NICELY.
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DISREGARD THAT. H IS BEING DIFFICULT. AND IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CONFESS MY TRUE LOVE. THROUGH ALL OF MY CONSTANT EXPERIENCES WITH THE MORMONS, THERE WAS ONE MAN WHO WAS ALWAYS BY MY SIDE, AND I FEEL AS IF I HAVE NEGLECTED HIM. CHARKALARKA, WILL YOU PLEASE STEP UP HERE ON THE STAGE AND CUDDLE WITH ME?
I would've been your Mormon girl if you only had worked up the courage to ask me out. =<
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good for you dapple now tell her in a srs place that you love her

then watch pantys fly off and its fun time.
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good for you dapple now tell her in a srs place that you love her

then watch pantys fly off and its fun time.
Take it from this man; he knows ladies like his hand.
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Take it from this man; he knows ladies like his hand.
not that well but good enough mormon pussy better be like the tightest holy grail
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