Mormons

You both go to hell. Isn't religion fun!

GUYS GOD LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE GAVE US FREE WILL

OH YEAH BUT IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS YOU'LL BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY

WHAT A MERCIFUL GOD LOL

Originally Posted by Kain

wonder what happens when you spike a mormons drink and dont tell them you did.

They go what the hell is this taste and then pour the drink down the sink. Lots of fun.

And that, kids, is why you'll never beat good ol' chloroform.

Thats me and the corner, Thats me and the stop light. Losing my Religion.

Originally Posted by Charkles

Sure, you never said you did, but you wouldn't turn him down, would you? ;]

actually i would

he's mormon tainted

M (the stupid one): lol i was always told if a boy asked me on a date i had to say yes

Here I present Exhibit A. A typical case of a stupid mormon girl whose weak mind has forever been imprinted by the indoctrination of her family/church. The only explanation I can come up with for teaching this, is that is they wed off their women as quickly as possible. A mind as broken as this could not possibly hope to function in the real world alone. Therefore, it is necessary to wed her to a good Mormon husband. A person familiar with Mor(m)ons in a chatroom I frequent verifies this.

"It is considered an immense shame not just for the individual but for the family if a Mormon woman is in her mid-twenties and single."

Originally Posted by Charkles

GUYS GOD LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE GAVE US FREE WILL

OH YEAH BUT IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS YOU'LL BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY

WHAT A MERCIFUL GOD LOL

Ants in an OVERLARGE Glass case charkles, overlarge ants

Originally Posted by Dark Applepolisher

M (the stupid one): lol i was always told if a boy asked me on a date i had to say yes

Here I present Exhibit A. A typical case of a stupid mormon girl whose weak mind has forever been imprinted by the indoctrination of her family/church. The only explanation I can come up with for teaching this, is that is they wed off their women as quickly as possible. A mind as broken as this could not possibly hope to function in the real world alone. Therefore, it is necessary to wed her to a good Mormon husband. A person familiar with Mor(m)ons in a chatroom I frequent verifies this.

"It is considered an immense shame not just for the individual but for the family if a Mormon woman is in her mid-twenties and single."

isnt mid twentys too old? Dont they marry them off at like 14 or something then 30 yearold men have ravenous-non illegal anal/pussy/mouth/ear secks with them?