I HATE COLFAX WASHINGTON AND BAILEY COX

pythons · 02-12-2009

so i have computer applications 2 right
YES
so this bitch writes my class up from COLFAX WASHINGTON saying that she would get extra cred if someone responded to her letter
so we had to respond for our assignment

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Originally Posted by Original Letter

Dear Computer Apps Student,

Hello, my name is Bailey Cox and I am a senior from Colfax High School in Colfax, Washington. This is my first year in Colfax and I really like it up here. This rural town is a great community, all of the people are very friendly and welcoming. I originally am from northern California and have lived there my whole life. Moving all the way from California to Washington was both scary and exciting, but over all has been a great experience for me and I am really enjoying it here.

I am writing you from our computer apps. Class and am in what is called “The Great Mail Race”. I was to find a high school out of our state and ask what interests me about your high school. I also get extra credit for my computer class if I hear back from your high school, which would be truly appreciated. I am most interested in your schools band. How many students are in your band? What songs do you play? DO you play year round for all the sports your school has to offer and does your band travel?

I really look forward to hearing from you! Remember, I will receive extra credit if I hear back from your high school If you can can, please write back before March 20th, 2009. Thank you very much!

here is my response (name withheld so i do not get fingered for child support)

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Dear Bailey,

Hello, Bailey. It must be hard to not use your texting lingo. As a possible future employer of yours, I appreciate this. My name is Jonathan and I am the representative of Faggotville, Biblebelt. This is my thirteenth year in Faggotville and it is a decent albeit humdrum community. There are almost no extra activities outside of our school, activities that do exist consist of the lowliest of extra curricula, ranging from donating to the food bank to football, which are all equally worthless and nonprogressive.

I am writing you from our computer applications class and am in what is called “The Great Boring Assignment Race.” Well, actually every day is the Great Boring Assignment Race. You see, we sit at molasses slow, decrepit fifty year old computers and work out of mundane, tedious instruction books making clip art fliers and data tables while racing to finish the copious amount of work that is continuously placed upon our shoulders. If you want to work at a cubicle for your entire life or wish to become a CPA this class is definitely for you. While I am too distinguished to be doing such lowly tasks as reading out of these guideline books for the simple-minded, I tend to real competitions and real events that not only are rewarding, but can be used in a later resume to get a real job.

As per your question about my school's band, I am afraid I do not know much about it. The only time I hear them play is at assemblies, playing the same drum line over and over again. I suppose that vaguely answers your question, inferring that they either do not care or don't know anything but the one drum line. There are probably around a handful or more students participating in the band. We also have a step team, and if you wish to inquire about that, you may visit one of Biblebelt's many ghettos.

I, however do not receive any extra credit whatsoever for responding to your letter. Instead, it was yet another addition to the “Great Boring Assignment Race.” Thank you for contributing, and adding one more pointless assignment to this class's workload. I know you are not interested in anything anyone in this class has to say, including me, so I will conclude with this statement: enjoy your extra credit, as I will certainly be enjoying mine (or not.)

Sincerely,

Jonathan ffffffffffff
Disgruntled Student