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Old 11-14-2008   #11 (permalink)

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Well-made games aren't hard to make my dear
I'm not even going to begin to tell you how wrong you are there. Its not even easy to make a shitty game.
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It can be made well excuted and fun without being 10000% classless, you're thinking about this wrong, don't be desperate for decent game design, please. Don't sacrifice genre standards.

Well-made games aren't hard to make my dear, you just have to not be dumb, game design is actually really simple.

Also you think TF2 is good so it's already established you have no taste~
My word good chap, you say these hooligans run around willy nilly using dangerous firearms on the reanimated corpses of humanities beloved? I dare say this is a classless "video-game" and an abomination to those of us with refined tastes. *Adjusts monocle and takes a sip of tea*.

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Bunnies, Sweetheart, you seem to be forgetting this is A ZOMBIE SHOOTING GAME.

Don't buy it, you'll only encourge people.
Indubitably my good sir, it is essential that these second class citizens learn how to enjoy a more exquisite genre of entertainment that only us upper class citizens can appreciate. Mmm, yes. Indeed.
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My word good chap, you say these hooligans run around willy nilly using dangerous firearms on the reanimated corpses of humanities beloved? I dare say this is a classless "video-game" and an abomination to those of us with refined tastes. *Adjusts monocle and takes a sip of tea*.



Indubitably my good sir, it is essential that these second class citizens learn how to enjoy a more exquisite genre of entertainment that only us upper class citizens can appreciate. Mmm, yes. Indeed.

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My word good chap, you say these hooligans run around willy nilly using dangerous firearms on the reanimated corpses of humanities beloved? I dare say this is a classless "video-game" and an abomination to those of us with refined tastes. *Adjusts monocle and takes a sip of tea*.



Indubitably my good sir, it is essential that these second class citizens learn how to enjoy a more exquisite genre of entertainment that only us upper class citizens can appreciate. Mmm, yes. Indeed.
About Godsdamn time someone understands, I hate the lower class. My Rage towards the bourgeoisie scum knows no bounds.

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w-what kind of tea are you drinking...................

Also fuck you Chris, it's people like you that stop video games from becoming a legitimate artistic medium.

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I'm not even going to begin to tell you how wrong you are there. Its not even easy to make a shitty game.
You're bad and wrong. You don't even know what you mean by hard to make. "Takes more than an afternoon" doesn't qualify, peasant.

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it's people like you that stop video games from becoming a legitimate artistic medium.
BEEP BEEP! ARTIST ALERT! WHAT IS THIS ART THAT YOU SPEAK OF?

Games will never become a legitimate artistic medium because unless there's lots of shooting involved, games won't be appreciated by the masses.

Typical idiotic Counterstrike player/member of the working class:

OMG NOOB BOOM HEADSHOT LOL BET CT ALL FUCKING SPRAY AND PRAY NOOB WAAH WAAH AWP LOL OMFG HIGH PING LAG CALLVOTE CS_OFFICE THIS MAP SUCKS WAAH WAAAH RELOADING OMG FUCKING LUCKY SHIT FIX RATES NOW OR BAN



Games that do dare to be innovative or different (for the sake of argument/laziness, Portal) usually have a rabid fanbase who, to be honest, are fucking loud, obnoxious, and generally cunts.

Typical pretentious Portal player:

LOL DUN WANNA KILL THE COMPANION CUBE GLADOS = COOLEST THING EVER THIS WAS A TRIUMPH PORTAL ARE ART LOL THE CAKE IS A LIE LOL I'M SUCH A QUIRKY PIECE OF PRETENTIOUS SHIT WAAH WAAH THIS WAS A FUCKING TRIUMPH BLAH BLAH THE CAKE IS A LIE I'M SUCH A WANKER BRB WHILE I CUT MY WRISTS BECAUSE I'M EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE THE CAKE IS A LIE LOL!!!

So yes. This is why games will never become a legitimate artistic medium, because people who play them are typically stupid pricks who like waving their e-peens everywhere because they have a higher accuracy / more love for the motherfucking companion cube than everyone else. This differs from things like poetry/paintings because they actually require the recipient to think.

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P.S THE CAKE IS A LIE HAHA FUNNY

P.P.S Kittens, <3

P.P.P.S CAKE IS A LIE LOL!!!!!
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OMG NOOB BOOM HEADSHOT LOL BET CT ALL FUCKING SPRAY AND PRAY NOOB WAAH WAAH AWP LOL OMFG HIGH PING LAG CALLVOTE CS_OFFICE THIS MAP SUCKS WAAH WAAAH RELOADING OMG FUCKING LUCKY SHIT FIX RATES NOW OR BAN
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LOL DUN WANNA KILL THE COMPANION CUBE GLADOS = COOLEST THING EVER THIS WAS A TRIUMPH PORTAL ARE ART LOL THE CAKE IS A LIE LOL I'M SUCH A QUIRKY PIECE OF PRETENTIOUS SHIT WAAH WAAH THIS WAS A FUCKING TRIUMPH BLAH BLAH THE CAKE IS A LIE I'M SUCH A WANKER BRB WHILE I CUT MY WRISTS BECAUSE I'M EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE THE CAKE IS A LIE LOL!!!
You omitted giving recognition to the horribleness of the dystopia community Charkles. I am very insulted by your insensitivity. I, for one, work hard to be the best raging asshole I can possibly be and I'm sure the rest of the dystopia community tries just as hard at this. You heartless British bastard

Oh and yea, zombie games r lame, too many unoriginal games in an unoriginal genre. Zombie games r for sadists and dumbasses
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Also fuck you Chris, it's people like you that stop video games from becoming a legitimate artistic medium.
Just like visual arts, there are pieces that are really good, and pieces that are slapping a paint covered dick on the canvas for fun.

L4D is both.
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Just like visual arts, there are pieces that are really good, and pieces that are slapping a paint covered dick on the canvas for fun.

L4D is both.
First paragraph, yes, the problem is that video games are not taken seriously as an artistic medium and so finding a team and getting funding for making a seriously artistic game is fucking hard. I honestly don't know how the Odin Sphere team managed to do it, but games like OS are such a rarity.

And Charkles, Music and Literature are taken seriously as artistic mediums but they are in the exact same condition as video games in that the Bourgeoisie command the market, and the bourgeoisie demand mediocrity. North America can't take *any* medium seriously, it's their common belief that music is 100% subjective, after all. I'm speaking from a world standpoint, everyone knows North America is total shit artistically. But it's the mentality Chris was exhibiting that's far too commonplace, and so I was calling him a faggot.

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