greetings [s]huymans[/s] faggots. many of you know of ouir
worlds famous works, but questions always rise
JUST WHO IS KITTENS.
first u peoples all need grammar lessons, kittens aclearly plurals,
IN THEIS SPECIFC SITUATIONS YOU SUPOSE TO USE WHO ARE KITTENS theis is p.important aspects of language u need to know when speaking to me else we claw u in face we spend 52 yaer (cat year) pearning you lagnauge u can know it too ok.
ok truths is kittens is actuaklly 3 people [sub](kittens, heh)[/sub] one read monitors one uf us typs on keysboadr othre chase ball of string (needs reactiation time between hard word coding videos game). we have written for u [s]people[/s] faggots unique to u website
our biogarphies. Theis are instant blockbustre please do not break copyrights and crates screenpaly base on theis post.
KITTEN 1: MR CUDDL;ES
in aftremath of the great war betweens fuzzyland (no1 democart nations) ands cutieland (commies son;g of nibithces), Mr cuddles brood in gorilla base outsids old capital of fuzzyland (taken by commies). watchings commiesa errect new statue honorings karls marx, my Cuddles decide he have enough. "theis bastards i etach them lesson. using giant spearguns locate in base [sub](kitten warfarse use theis all time truste me)[/sub] cuddles fire speargun at nation capitals. spear misses BUT mr cuddles is true fuzzyland heroes and clervrely attach rope to speargun and slides down into commie base. "DOIE ALL U COMMY PICE OF SHITS" cuddles yells, throwings hands gernade at statue blowing it to piece.s but! before cuddles can scelebrate in victory, commie soldiers use SECRET EXPERIMENTAL BATTLE FORMIATIN (standing on shoulders in pyramid /w xtreems commie coirdination. "ohg no.... what will i do...... cuddles is worried, but! through corner of eye he spots commie lieutenant (hivemind) and /w incredibles difficult shotst (u cant see in words but trust me it was +++difficult) he shoots commie sergent in face. all enemy soldiers fall down cxonfused without they generals alive. "and at lasts.... theis long war is ovre...."
KITTEN 2: SAMUEL
samuels was orphan in streets of cuddletwn, working as volunteers firekitten juste to havr bed/steal food. But! Sam did not realize that kitten mafia (mafakit) controls theis firestation and soons samuel has to flee since he gets price on heads for stealing from mafakit. one day whiles working for locals applefly [sub](bees for you stupid human, heh)[/sub]. samuel is discovered by hitqsuad! Flippings tabel over, hitsquad starts shooting at samuels working as waiter. throwing red hot grand slams at mobsters sam dive behind counter using order tray as shields. "U TELL DON THAT HE NEVRE GET HIS MONEY BACK FROM ME U COWARD." sam screams. he is outgunne though (tommies gun vs grand salm is not v.fair in case u nevre try) so he run upr to roof. But! sam relaize he ist trapped on roof since theis is 3 floor applebee. "damn... i cannot jump off room or i land on feet (not haver choice) and break legs. soon mobster arrive "heh we got u now samuels u gonna regret stealsing from us when u dead. No... says sam "u dont understand, theis is my applebee, i know theis place inside out and u standing on traps door right now." "w...h...a....t...." and in
INCREDIBLES PLOT TWISTE trap door on applebee roof opens and mobsters fall to death. "heh.... score anothre one for good guys," says sam, adjusting his apron.
KITTEN 3: PRINCESS
in J.F.Kittedy [sub](made up names there was no cat president named kittedy)[/sub] highscools, princess was top of kitten food chain (K.F.C) since she was tops cheerleadre. But! her lifer is not perfects, her mothre is drug addicts and boy she liker is too busy driving in corvette/punching nerds/breakdancings to durandurans to notice her. also she is not bright and is failings meowish [sub](english for u dumb humans heh)[/sub] 101. one dayer she sees boy she like beating up poor smart girl and not looking at her. once he leave princess go up to her and yell "WHY U GOTTA BE SO SMART MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS TOO BUSY PUNCHING U TO NOTICE ME." But! smart girl proposes v.clevre solutions. "mabyes we can work out deal i will teach u to not fail english and u can teach me to be dumb then u can marry him and pass englishes at samr time!" princess mull theis proposal over for 7 minute (cat minutes) before acceptings. finallies big prom day comes and princess aces the english exams! boy she like is so impressed that she can do cartwheel+ace exam at same time that he propose to her. but princess having learn value of friendships says no u just shallow. crushed by her rejection, boy drives off DEAD CATS GORGE [sub](dead man gorge for u dumb human)[/sub] on motorecycle. princess vows to devote yearsbook to his memories.
anyways theis is our stories we were thinking of making blockbustre game about our liver (it would be like kirbies allstars only less games in one) anbd we need [s]expert faggot[/s] you opinions.
please comments and criticism.
Kittens' Autobiography - The Game
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