DAPPLE APPLE

Real name - Considering how much I stalk people, I should probably keep this to myself.

Age - 17

Origin of nickname - I got my name from this Linux freeware game called Koules. The Dark Applepolisher was the big bad final boss, and with such an evil name, I simply had to have it.

Okay, why does everyone call you Dapple? - Typing in my steam friends name for the first time, I started with DA (what the faggot CfH TFC peeps call me), thinking that was too subtle, but not wanting to backspace the capitalized A to make it Dark Applepolisher instead, I just kept typing to make it DApple.

Why I joined NK - Bunnies and Minos were like, "Hey you, join NK" and I was all like "k". Now, Raziel has stolen my heart, and Charkles, my penis, and neither of them will give them back to me, so I'm stuck here.

Political leaning - ridiculously lolbertarian

Faith - Agnostic (I love being an asshole and making fun of atheists for having faith in the non-existence of a deity, and making fun of Christians is about as overdone as making fun of furries)

Loves - ur mum, iced tea oh my god yes, microwaves, google/wikipedia (the only reasons I can justify living at my computer), assholes and on a similar topic, cakefarts.

Hates - English class, spectator sports that don't involve boobies, solitaire, people who like any of the previously mentioned. (can rant for hours on any one of these topics)

Favorite movie - Butterfly Effect

Favorite book - Tie between Ender's Game and the Foundation Trilogy.

Musical tastes - This probably sums it up better than I could. DarthSpork?s Music Profile ? Users at Last.fm

Random blurb - Going into the Navy in July, wooooooooooo.

And as Bunnies reminded me. I lag. A lot. In fact, it took me 8 seconds to load up this edit window.



also im a rebel

ilu dapple <3

you and your laggy shit.

dapple loves assholes

Originally Posted by Snowman

dapple loves assholes

what a coincidence, so do i.

Queue Faggotree.

don't you mean cue?

Originally Posted by Bunnies :3

don't you mean cue?

Bunnies you have 69 posts.

Touche.

Originally Posted by Dark Applepolisher

I love being an asshole and making fun of atheists for having faith in the non-existence of a deity

Refusing to believe something that humans who typically knew very little about the world around them have written (without the slightest bit of evidence or proof) =/= "having faith" in a deity's non-existence. I think for most atheists it's more of a case of simply not giving a fuck about the idea of a deity, and are sick of religious people (I'm looking at you, Evangelical Christians ) telling them what they can and can't do - as opposed to firmly believing that OMGS GHOD DON'T EXITS IT'S UNPOSEEBL.

I don't think an omnipotent being (or beings, depending on the religion) such as the Christian/Islamic/Jewish 'God' exists. If other people want to believe it, then I haven't got a problem with that. What most atheists DO have a problem with, however, is when these people start telling everyone else that they're bad or evil for not thinking in exactly the same way.

Although much like within religious groups, there are atheists who act like that, trying to lord their ideas over everybody else to the point where they become exactly like the people they profess to hate. Like evangelists and Jehovah's Witnesses over here, they are commonly referred to as 'bellends'.

/rant!

P.S I WUBS DORPLEORPLEZ HE MY BFF!!!1!

wtf no sugar mention, fuck you to hell