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Warsprite: Your man Pythons is in a world of hurt.
|NK| Kain: is he?
Warsprite: Yes.
Warsprite: He's been banned from almost every server in the game.
Warsprite: So, maybe you ought to throw him a party.
|NK| Kain: a sexy party?
Warsprite: With lots of rape. And lolis.
Warsprite: But not for him.
|NK| Kain: well if theres going to be rape and lolis
|NK| Kain: who is the party going to be for?
Warsprite: you
Warsprite: just for you
|NK| Kain: I get a party with loli rape?
|NK| Kain: Sweet.
|NK| Kain: why has pythons been baned a bunch anyway?
Warsprite: you know what he and keiron were doing in other games, yes?
|NK| Kain: I dont talk to keiron
|NK| Kain: and me and pythons dont see eye to eye too much.
Warsprite: He and keiron had been going around hacking in other games
Warsprite: apparently.
Warsprite: And they brought that to dys
Warsprite: As well as typical juvenile unfunny shit, they followed celery around for an enitire game
Warsprite: just teamwounding and teamemping him
Warsprite: so he couldnt play
Warsprite: then came into a server where i was playing, spammed a macro at every opportunity, started fighting with people, it was pretty excellent
|NK| Kain: sounds it
|NK| Kain: so how do you know they are hacking
|NK| Kain: ?
Warsprite: Heroine and I speced them and came to the same conclusion independantly, Keiron has admitted to cheating for fun in games many many times, so its not like its a shocker, either
|NK| Kain: but what did it look like when you speced them excately?
Warsprite: they would bunnyhop into people, ion them, then miss shots that were A. easy, or B. shoot at walls when there were no people there to lose accuracy
|NK| Kain: hmm
|NK| Kain: well keiron is not in NK so that doesnt really directly affect me, did you spec keiron doing this or pythons?
Warsprite: both
Warsprite: they were both doing the same thing
|NK| Kain: so what would you like me to do?
Warsprite: the best thing, for everyone would be to get him to stop. i don't know him, so i don't know if thats possible. i don't know why he wants to act like that.
Warsprite: my guess is, he thinks its funny
Warsprite: bunnies just confirmed that
Warsprite: Okay, so, I've made some mistakes in this story.
Warsprite: The second guy, is not keiron.
Warsprite: According to bunnies.
Warsprite: It's Pyth's buddy.
Warsprite: I don't know what of that is true.
Warsprite: I do not have a conclusive demonstration of who the second guy is.
Warsprite: I thought Pythons was keiron based on the way he was bitching about keiron's issues (hyphenated and bunnyhopping)
Warsprite: Not that it matters to you, probably.
|NK| Kain: wait now I'm confused. is keiron involved?
Warsprite: I don't know.
Warsprite: To me, it seems like he is, but I've got no proof, and Bunnies says its someone else.
Warsprite: So if you're confused about the Keiron bit, so am I.
|NK| Kain: have you talked to keiron, or pythons?
Warsprite: Next step.
|NK| Kain: wouldn't that have been a logical first step
Warsprite: Where I come from, people who act as badly as that get their heads put on pikes first.
Warsprite: You know how I operate.
|NK| Kain: true
Warsprite: I like people to behave, and I really hate to ask twice.
Warsprite: And I did ask, ingame.
|NK| Kain: you ased him about the possible hacking or the emping thing?
Warsprite: I tried to ask him to stop acting like an asshole towards kahbasha.
Warsprite: That didn't work.
Warsprite: Instead, it got much worse.
Warsprite: Warsprite: Do you have something of import you want to say, or no?
info/diplomat: do you?
info/diplomat: you're the one blaming my bad aim on hacking
Warsprite: Actually, what I'm more annoyed about is your behavior
info/diplomat: there's plenty of other assholes in dys; don't corner me

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Warsprite: Bunnies and pythons seem to think your clan is one that wholeheartedly enjoys trolling. I'm happy leaving him banned as is.
Warsprite: I was talking to him as a service to you, since he's your man.
|NK| Kain: according to pythons he is being discriminated against, bunnies seems to agree.
Warsprite: Well, that's too bad for them.
Warsprite: It's a pretty short list those guys are on.
|NK| Kain: list?
Warsprite: There's only two people I've ever even tried to get banned from every sever in the game, including him.
Warsprite: The other is sugar.
Warsprite: If you want to say that I discriminate against trolls, then absolutely.
Warsprite: I do discriminate against trolls.
|NK| Kain: sugar? what about sugar?
Warsprite: He was the other guy I wanted banned?
Warsprite: Ever/
|NK| Kain: you mean a long time ago?
Warsprite: Yes
Warsprite: The point being that I don't make a lot of rash judgement calls and don't have a history of discriminating against people I don't like
Warsprite: Only people I feel are causing serious problems in the community
Warsprite: Four other clan leaders agree with me about Pythons.
Warsprite: One is Celery, who is never known to complain about anything.
Warsprite: If you can get Celery mad at you, then you've really crossed a line.
Warsprite: He can put up being in a clan with Timelincoln
Warsprite: And recruited Furtality.
Warsprite: That's some low standards=p
|NK| Kain: I actually dont mind Mr.bubbles.
Warsprite: Well, I don't actually mind Furtality, so we're even?
|NK| Kain: guess so. but wouldnt celery only be mad because of the team emping thing?
|NK| Kain: kinda like, if I was directly trolled.
|NK| Kain: I would be mad at the person who did it, most likely.
Warsprite: Yes, which is why Celery alone wasn't enough for me to do anything about it
Warsprite: That said, it shows some pretty seriously discourteous behavior.
Warsprite: This isn't 4chan.
Warsprite: What goes on 4chan, does not go here.
Warsprite: Personally, I think sugar just forgot that.
Warsprite: And in his mind, Celery's just an idiot for not thinking it was funny, or playing along.
Warsprite: *pyyyythons
Warsprite: Actually, I slipped because I think they both forgot it.
Warsprite: *shrug*
Warsprite: http://www.dystopia-league.net/rule/show/6
|NK| Kain loads page
|NK| Kain: woah, you mean the entire clan or just pythons?
Warsprite: That's next.
Warsprite: Depends on what the other admins say.
Warsprite: The text is rather unclear.
Warsprite: Personally, I think it should only be the player.
Warsprite: I doubt anyone will be more extreme than me.
|NK| Kain: it seems rather unrational to ban an entire clan for a single member. expecially since we have been in the league since its creation.
|NK| Kain: so who else are you talking with?
Warsprite: right now? i was just finishing shaving
Warsprite: so just you
|NK| Kain: nono, I meant the other clan admins
|NK| Kain: besides celery
Warsprite: its the DGL admins who decide
Warsprite: not clan admins
Warsprite: so the relevant people are taara, myself, whiteknight, the_funkmaster and ocun
|NK| Kain: but eariler you were talking about
|NK| Kain: clan leaders
|NK| Kain: you said 4 others.
Warsprite: heroine, bane, argos from spec-ops, and celery
|NK| Kain: spec-ops?
|NK| Kain: who are spec-ops?
Warsprite: multigame clan new to dystopia, it was their server that we were playing on after pythons got done harassing celery
Warsprite: it being their server, their admins were the ones there
|NK| Kain: if the admins were there, why didnt they just kick him and be done with it? its what I do when people cause trouble (or did when we had a server)
Warsprite: you know how multigame clans and their admins are. their dystopia section is new, so they had to consult with some multigame higherup before issuing a ban
Warsprite: they did kick him
Warsprite: but he came back
Warsprite: so they had to enter the red-tape zone
|NK| Kain: I actually never understood why an admin of a lower section would have to talk to a higher up in another section about banning
|NK| Kain: seems convoluted.
Warsprite: Neither have I, the entire thing is stupid in my book
Warsprite: But its their rules, and not mine.
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It's funny how Warsprite always uses that "world of hurt" line when he's trying to sound important and intimidating. He did the same thing when Dia was banned from the dys vent for spamming their forums.
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8:20 PM - Warsprite: So, are you in vent with Pythons right now?
8:21 PM - info/Bunnies :3: uhhh
8:21 PM - info/Bunnies :3: yeah, but i think he's afk
8:21 PM - Warsprite: Let him know he's fucked when he comes back.
8:21 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Is he?
8:21 PM - Warsprite: Yes.
8:21 PM - info/Bunnies :3: why's that?
8:21 PM - Warsprite: Because he just got banned from about 15 servers.
8:22 PM - info/Bunnies :3: oh no
8:22 PM - info/Bunnies :3: That's a shame
8:22 PM - info/Bunnies :3: I pretty sure they'll have to unban him for dgl matches
8:22 PM - Warsprite: I won't lift his ban on the DGL US server.
8:22 PM - Warsprite: I don't know about the others.
8:22 PM - info/Bunnies :3: wow
8:22 PM - info/Bunnies :3: butthurt much?
8:23 PM - info/Bunnies :3: What did he even do?
8:23 PM - Warsprite: You know about the whole keiron hates devs drama right?
8:23 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Yes
8:23 PM - info/Bunnies :3: I do
8:23 PM - Warsprite: and that while keiron was banned from dys in v1 hed been going around using hacks in other games?
8:24 PM - info/Bunnies :3: I realize this, he's my boyfriend
8:24 PM - info/Bunnies :3: lol
8:24 PM - Warsprite: suffice to say keiron and pythons brought what they'd been doing in other games to dys
8:24 PM - Warsprite: and you'll know exactly why
8:24 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Do you have any evidence of this
8:25 PM - Warsprite: yes.
8:25 PM - info/Bunnies :3: or are you just crying because you got freaking pro'd?
8:26 PM - Warsprite: I don't really care what they do in other games, but stay out of my backyard keke.
8:27 PM - info/Bunnies :3: So yeah
8:27 PM - info/Bunnies :3: I'm curious about your proof
8:28 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Oh warsprite, you're a blast.
8:29 PM - info/Bunnies :3: "a world of hurt?"
8:29 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Come on, you've used that one before
Your chat with Warsprite is now a multi-user chat.
Warsprite has been invited to chat.
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info/diplomat: hello!
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8:29 PM - Warsprite: If I wanted to talk to him, I'd do it myself.
8:29 PM - info/Bunnies :3: So you're happy to talk to everyone BUT the problem?
8:30 PM - Warsprite: When has talking to either of those guys ever solved a problem
8:30 PM - info/Bunnies :3: When have you ever talked to either of those guys TO try to solve a problem?
8:31 PM - Warsprite: actually I have tried to talk things out with keiron before
8:31 PM - Warsprite: many many times
8:32 PM - Warsprite: this is not a new issue
8:32 PM - Warsprite: this is the latest instance of an old problem
8:32 PM - info/Bunnies :3: i didnt know gayron was a part of the equation
8:33 PM - Warsprite: oh, am i wrong about that?
8:33 PM - Warsprite: after all, all the bitching about bunnyhopping and hyphenated is pretty keiron
8:33 PM - Warsprite: not a lot of other people that pull that.
8:33 PM - info/Bunnies :3: i didn't know we were discussing keiron being banned
8:34 PM - Warsprite: STEAM_0:0:1327542
8:34 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Keiron isn't in NK
8:34 PM - info/Bunnies :3: you're aware of this, right?
8:34 PM - Warsprite: yes
8:35 PM - Warsprite: STEAM_0:0:17823306
8:35 PM - Warsprite: those two. one is pythons.
8:35 PM - info/Bunnies :3: the other is his friend
8:35 PM - info/Bunnies :3: i know
8:35 PM - Warsprite: i'm 75% sure the other is keiron, but there is a chance i am wrong
8:35 PM - info/Bunnies :3: its not keiron
8:37 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Trust his boyfriend on that.
8:39 PM - Warsprite: So whats Python's deal?
8:39 PM - info/Bunnies :3: pythons deal with what?
8:39 PM - Warsprite: It would make sense for Keiron to be committing such a wild act of revenge, but I don't understand why Pythons.
8:39 PM - Warsprite: Just for the luls?
8:39 PM - info/Bunnies :3: He's just fucking playing, lmao
8:40 PM - info/Bunnies :3: I mean yeah, he's a douche for the lulz. But he's ACTUALLY good.
8:40 PM - Warsprite: I've played pythons before, he's not that good.
8:40 PM - Warsprite: He's decent, sure.
8:40 PM - info/Bunnies :3: if he's not that good
8:40 PM - info/Bunnies :3: then why are you banning him
8:41 PM - info/Bunnies :3: for general douchebaggery?
8:41 PM - Warsprite: I have enough reason for him to be banned just on that, yes.
8:41 PM - Warsprite: Even without heroine and other people thinking he's hacking
8:41 PM - info/Bunnies :3: LOL
8:41 PM - info/Bunnies :3: HEROINE THINKS HE'S HACKING?
8:42 PM - Warsprite: you heard what i said
8:42 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Oh god, that's beautiful
8:52 PM - info/Bunnies :3: so wait, i'm confused
8:52 PM - info/Bunnies :3: this entire thing is about someone's hurt feelings?
8:53 PM - Warsprite: You don't run around servers playing for the point of abusing other players
8:53 PM - Warsprite: And not get banned
8:54 PM - info/Bunnies :3: i'm talking more about these conversations
8:54 PM - Warsprite: I'm talking to Pythons as a courtesy to Kain
8:54 PM - Warsprite: I'm talking to you because I thought you might have information
8:54 PM - info/Bunnies :3: information on WHAT, exactly
8:55 PM - info/Bunnies :3: if this is about pythons not playing nice
8:55 PM - info/Bunnies :3: don't you not need information, considering you claim to have witnessed this first hand
8:55 PM - Warsprite: I was hoping, desperately, that there was another reason for a "why" than "for the luls"
8:56 PM - Warsprite: You've dashed my hopes, as I was sadly expecting
8:56 PM - Warsprite: People who have a grievance can be reasoned with
8:56 PM - Warsprite: Those who have no grievance, may not
8:57 PM - info/Bunnies :3: Well see
8:57 PM - info/Bunnies :3: this is where I get confused
8:57 PM - info/Bunnies :3: you're asking us to ask him to be nice, essentially
8:57 PM - Warsprite: No, Kain is asking me to find a nice way to solve this
8:58 PM - info/Bunnies :3: When Pythons and I are members of a clan that wholeheartedly trolling
8:58 PM - Warsprite: I'm happy with the way things are right now
8:58 PM - info/Bunnies :3: And kain is the leader of a clan who wholeheartedly enjoy trolling
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|NK| Kain: so how do you know they are hacking
|NK| Kain: ?
Warsprite: Heroine and I speced them and came to the same conclusion independantly, Keiron has admitted to cheating for fun in games many many times, so its not like its a shocker, either
Sounds like circumstantial evidence to me, but I guess that's good enough for Warsprite.


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8:22 PM - info/Bunnies :3: butthurt much?
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10:52 PM - Warsprite: Do you have something of import you want to say, or no?
10:52 PM - info/diplomat: do you?
10:52 PM - info/diplomat: you're the one blaming my bad aim on hacking
10:52 PM - Warsprite: Actually, what I'm more annoyed about is your behavior
10:53 PM - info/diplomat: there's plenty of other assholes in dys; don't corner me
10:55 PM - info/diplomat: want me to list them off for you?
10:57 PM - Warsprite: I know who's been naughty and who's been nice, thanks. Do you have some reason other than "for the luls?"
10:57 PM - info/diplomat: santa clause? is that you
10:58 PM - info/diplomat: am i going to get coal in my stocking
10:58 PM - info/diplomat: to answer your question: do you have some other reason to ban me other than not liking me?
10:58 PM - Warsprite: It's a service to the community.
10:58 PM - info/diplomat: you should focus more on actual glitches and bugs (real problems)
10:59 PM - Warsprite: That's not my problem. I'm not a dev. And I'm not a tester.
10:59 PM - info/diplomat: why is this your problem, again?
11:00 PM - info/diplomat: first i am hacking then you drop it when you realize you don't have SHIT against me
11:00 PM - info/diplomat: now you pull up some bullshit story about my attitude
11:00 PM - Warsprite: Because I'm a member of the Dys community and want to see it healthy and growing. Because I have the ability to make it a good place and feel that I should.
11:00 PM - info/diplomat: what community?
11:01 PM - info/diplomat: there is none: all that's left is crusty oldbies
11:01 PM - Warsprite: If you feel that way, I hope you leave it.
11:02 PM - info/diplomat: i don't feel that way; i KNOW it
11:02 PM - info/diplomat: new players don't get helped, get frustrated and leave
11:02 PM - info/diplomat: what's left? oldbies.
11:02 PM - Warsprite: You don't think for the slightest moment you're a part of that problem?
11:02 PM - info/diplomat: by dragging down the elitist oldbie portion of the community ?
11:03 PM - info/diplomat: sounds more like the solution to me
11:03 PM - info/diplomat: in fact, i should be appointed to brigadier general of dystopia
11:09 PM - info/diplomat: hello?! oh god don't ignore me i am crying here
11:12 PM - info/diplomat: there are tears all over my keyboard
11:12 PM - info/diplomat: is this what you wanted
11:13 PM - info/diplomat: you monster
11:18 PM - info/diplomat: crawling in my skin
11:18 PM - info/diplomat: these wounds, they will not heal
11:18 PM - info/diplomat: fear is how i fall
11:18 PM - info/diplomat: confusing what is real
11:18 PM - info/diplomat: there's something iside me that pulls beneath the surface
11:18 PM - info/diplomat: consuming/confusing
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: this lack of self-control i fear is never ending
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: controlling/i can't seem
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: to find myself again
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: my walls are closing in
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: i've felt this way before
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: so insecure
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: crawling in my skin
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: these wounds, they will not heal
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: fear is how i fall
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: confusing what is real
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: distracting/reacting
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: against my will i stand beside my own reflection
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: it's haunting how i can't seem..
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: to find myself again
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: my walls are closing in
11:19 PM - info/diplomat: i've felt this way before
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: so insecure
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: crawling in my skin
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: these wounds, they will not heal
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: fear is how i fall
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: confusing what is real
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: crawling in my skin
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: these wounds, they will not heal
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: fear is how i fall
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: confusing, confusing what is real
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: consuming, confusing what is real
11:20 PM - info/diplomat: controlling, confusing what is real

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WELL YOU SEE I AM THE GRAND PROTECTOR OF DYSTOPIA AND THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE BANNED BECAUSE THEY HURT PEOPLES FEELINGS
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Damn you Pythons!

How dare you bother the Great Celery(<3)!!!

Also, after playing a few rounds with them I have come to the conclusion that info/ are a bunch of lamers.

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How dare you bother the Great Celery(<3)!!!
not only does he have no skill; he has a terrible attitude
i don't know who you are talking about but the celery i "bothered" was a huge nigger
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Also, after playing a few rounds with them I have come to the conclusion that info/ are a bunch of lamers.
congratulations on insulting half of NK
what's the matter? wish you were as pro as infoslash is?
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do honestly you think you're funny? get the fuck out.
signing your posts? i can read your faggy ass username from a mile away
putting a gay little :3 face after your name? never seen that one before
what are you waiting for? get out
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