On the Eleventh day of Christmas
Dapple raged at me
Eleven ugly bitches
Ten fatties cuddled
nine weeks at boot camp
Eight lesbian mud-wrestlers
Seven tinfoil ties
Six Hundred Ping
Five MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRMON WIVEEEEESSSSSSS
Four Stickies Stuck
Three Submarines
Two Hot Roommates
And his hatred for the holidays
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