Just to clarify things, we really don't care about how well people speak the English language, the wall-of-text post was made just for laughs. However, your application was denied for several reasons. For starters, we're not sure why anyone would apply to a clan that no longer plays Dystopia to play Dystopia.
The presumptuous nature of your post didn't help your case either, "I wish to claim a clan status" in particular really got on our nerves. I realize that this may be a simple error in communication, so I wouldn't deny you based off that alone.
The biggest contributing factor to your denial was the overall quality of your posts in the first two pages of this thread. Simply put, they were bad, and stupid, and you should feel bad.
In short, we just don't like you.
Application denied.