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Hiroga · 03-12-2009

I'm bored, at work, and waiting for the bathroom to be empty to take a shit so I thought I should reply to this.

My technique is to cover as much of the hole with my ass and thighs as possible to seal in the fecal particles. Spray some airspray once the poop starts flowing. When all the shit is in the bowl, I judge the smell: If it's bad, I wipe once, close the lid (to mitigate the F.F.F.) and flush the toilet. After, I sit back down and finish the wiping. Finally I close the lid, flush, wash up and then give the air one final spray before leaving.

Yes, this is an anal algorithm, but at our office I share the bathroom with 3 prudish women and it is very cramped with poor ventilation so I feel it is necessary (or at least courteous).

Now if you'll excuse me, one of the aforementioned prudes just finished her business and the throne beckons.

03-12-2009	#2 (permalink)
Name: Hiroga Hasn't poasted enough yet Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ontario Posts: 15	I'm bored, at work, and waiting for the bathroom to be empty to take a shit so I thought I should reply to this. My technique is to cover as much of the hole with my ass and thighs as possible to seal in the fecal particles. Spray some airspray once the poop starts flowing. When all the shit is in the bowl, I judge the smell: If it's bad, I wipe once, close the lid (to mitigate the F.F.F.) and flush the toilet. After, I sit back down and finish the wiping. Finally I close the lid, flush, wash up and then give the air one final spray before leaving. Yes, this is an anal algorithm, but at our office I share the bathroom with 3 prudish women and it is very cramped with poor ventilation so I feel it is necessary (or at least courteous). Now if you'll excuse me, one of the aforementioned prudes just finished her business and the throne beckons.