Thread: Spam Central IX
View Single Post
Old 12-02-2008   #486 (permalink)

Jaelem's Avatar
Name: Jaelem
lolwut?
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 216
Jaelem is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Skype™ to Jaelem
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Charkles View Post
Yeah, I've had flu for like a week or so. Well, I was sort of getting over it for a while, and then I went into London *shudder* for a WWI conference. Must have caught something from the multitude of peasants and ne'er-do-wells that populate the streets of said slum, as I've lost my voice completely for the second time in about 2 weeks. So yeah, not much point on getting on vent if I can't say anything.

As for why I haven't been on Steam... well, I've got a fair bit of work to catch up on, and yeah. Too tired for much gaming. (yes, I know, lolwut.) But hey, my usual method of getting rid of a cold seems to work well. If you're interested:

1. Take 3 times the recommended dose of cough syrup. I personally recommend Calpol, the good ol' children favourite.

2. Take over 9000 vitamin C tablets. Fuck yeah antioxidants.

3. Drink loads of water, to lubricate your throat and relieve the pain. (Note: if you're a girl, be a slut and drink cum. (preferably mine, you bitches. Bunny can come join too. >.>)

4. *only applies to weeaboo fags* - Fap to yaoi. OH WAIT YOU WAPANESE FAGS DO THAT ANYWAY LOLS (<3 you really)

5. Get really angry at everything.

6. ??????

7. PROFIT (and the loss of an annoying cold/flu/STD)

....but cum is salty.
Jaelem is offline   Reply With Quote